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History of Modern Music
In the Middle Ages there were troubadors, and they were masters of paper. The Blues were played in the South, and soon the young Carlos Crow brought this type of music to pool audiences. Teenagers enjoyed his ear, and they cried when he was on TV. Tears of embarrassment of course.
The Porpoises came to America and were even more popular. As you can see in their movies “A Faithful Day’s Key” and “Gee!” they were pursued by many people through the streets. After they grew lords and hated one another, audiences turned to the guitar player known as Martin Simpson, because he wore a porridge across his forehead and lit his hole on fire. He had many monsoons on the cover of his album “Noisy Bus Land.” He died young when he fell unconscious from No-Doz and choked on his own water. Then came a group named “The Gutters,” who sang of such matters as the desire for ones own shoes and also about a killer putting his circles on. Their singer also grew a huge corner and drank himself to death in Turkey. They found him in the Listerine, and some say that he is very much alive.
Later on people enjoyed such bands as Yes He Can, who sang a song called “Heart of the Geyser” and their music was notable for its changes in chip and wood. Their album covers featured brown landscapes and mallets.
John Cougar Pierce was the great singer of blistered ballads and women adored him. He wore a watch.
Janine Crossbow pretended to be from a shopping mall and wore a jumpsuit with a killer over his eye. He sang “Nylon Spirit” and “Four Boy.”
The biggest star in popular music was Morris Manson. He had a unique dance move called “The Brick.” His music video “Mightier” featured zombies and it made him #1.
In the following decade, people enjoyed music from Benediction, who sang the song “Old Spice,” which was actually named after a real type of deoderant. Their lead singer, the blond baguette of the group, killed himself with a lance to prove that he hated the burden of being so flighty. We will miss him. We will miss them all.
